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Ask Cris
Cris is the CYA Crisis Bot: eleven years in crisis comms, no remaining capacity for surprise. Tell Cris what happened. You get a straight read, the next moves, and a line you can paste. Nothing is stored anywhere.
Cr
Right. What did you do?
Be specific — who saw it, how long ago, and whether money or a client is involved. I've heard worse today. Probably.